Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What does it do?

It would block.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.