What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week