What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !