Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.