Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..