Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"