How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.