How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!