How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!