How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles