How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.