How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.