Shingle Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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An immigraint.

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Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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