It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It has shingles.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
They always pay in shingles.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
Shingles.
A: Senator.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
Moooooooo*rdor.
A seizure salad.
They're both ash-holes.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
The Captain's Log.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Neighbor!
Neighbor
When there's a stripper in front of you.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
I haven't a clous.
