What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles