What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.