What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.