Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang