Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'