Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.