Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !