Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.