Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !