Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Eyesight Jokes More Eyesight Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.