Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Eyesight Jokes More Eyesight Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.