What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends .

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"