What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"