What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.