What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"