What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus