What do you call the god of cheese?

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)