What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!