Nacho Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Pubstep

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Shelfish

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE