Nacho Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Leave my provolone!

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