Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!