How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.