How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*