How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!