Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls