Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."