Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!