Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.