Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Hispanic Man Jokes More Hispanic Man Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world