Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.