Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

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Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda