Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid