What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!