What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.