What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!