What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.