What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda