What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What's Ludacris' favorite cheese?

GOUDA!

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda