What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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It's all tongue and groove.

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What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

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Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.