Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos