Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.