Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams