Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams