What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.