What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.