What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.