What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training