Sorority Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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