A whorde.
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Deez hoes ain't lawyers.
Because they can't even!
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even...
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
Because they *can't even*!
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
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A Like uh
Because they can't even
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
a quitter.
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
I'm Thor
Throw a flashbang into the room.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
You get the picture.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They can't even
