What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

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What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Cheese Maker Jokes More Cheese Maker Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.