What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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No whey Jos.

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They didn't get their whey.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda