What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Cheese Maker Jokes More Cheese Maker Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda