What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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Dong-Ding.

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A flat back four!

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Why is that my son?

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

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What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

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No whey Jos.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda