What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Do I hand my life in

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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By son.

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Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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Whey

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda