Whey Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.