Whey Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

You might also enjoy:

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this