Whey Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Shaken Jokes More Shaken Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)