What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.