What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....