What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.