What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.