How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !