How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!