How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!