What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.