What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....