What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.