What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.