Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Ones in a cup
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
They always have several lairs.
He glances over his shoulder.
She'll tell you within five minutes.
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
It's Christmas, Eve!
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.