What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.