What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.