What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.