Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
A fortress has breastworks.
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
Elf and safety
Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.
Because they're dead.
