Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.