Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.