What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!