What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.