What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron