What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.