What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.