What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.