What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!