What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!