What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.