What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll