What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What do English pirates call each other?

M80

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.