What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.