What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.