Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.