Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.