Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.