Peekaboo.
I feel like a kid again
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'