What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.