What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.