What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.