What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.