What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.