What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.