Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.