How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.