How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie