How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.