How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.