How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.