How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.