Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

War Jokes More War Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.