Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

War Jokes More War Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell