Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u