I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
How many do you want?
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Nuuks.
Pick up lines
By laying flowers on their grave.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Views from the 666
cos' sin tans
