What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !