What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !