What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.