What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.