Where does a Turkey live?

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

A coup.