Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup