Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Darth Vader probably gets high fived
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Aw shucks!
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
