Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
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Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
He ran out of cocaine.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
The kernel was looking for him.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
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