What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Atm Machine Jokes More Atm Machine Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine