What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine