What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"