Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.