Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.