Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.