Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!