Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin