Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.