Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.