Decom-pose.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
He posed for Halloween masks !
So he could protect and serve.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
To get to the other side of the story.
They had a wedding reception.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because there are twenty of them.
An undercover cop.
Pig in a blanket.
He's Russian to Turkey.
An icebreaker
Michael Jackson