Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke