Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Ugly Man Jokes More Ugly Man Jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served