Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".