Decom-pose.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
He posed for Halloween masks !
So he could protect and serve.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
A pro-teen bar
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Pig in a blanket.
It was a sting operation.
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
The couch pulls out...
Concentration camps.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
They had a wedding reception.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"