What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !