What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.