What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.