What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.